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Osama bin Laden has just died

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-01 22:58

That is all.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-01 23:02

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13256676
The US is in possession of Bin Laden's body, the reports say.

holy shit

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-01 23:21

it sure was worth billions of dollars and invading various unrelated countries. not.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-01 23:38

So... Who's up for round 2?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-01 23:39

I killed osama

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-01 23:39

>>5
No, i killed osama!

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-01 23:44

>>3
Yes it was.

>>4
Me. :D

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-01 23:45

I KILLED OSAMA

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-01 23:48

>>8
>>6
>>5
Morons, I killed osama.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-01 23:50

no i killed him!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 0:23

I'm pretty sure that he'll enjoy being stuffed into anuses of clueless toddlers. ( ≖‿≖)

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 0:31

If he's truly dead, why won't Obama show us Osama's death dertificate?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 0:43

>>1
Osama Bin Laden will be remembered for his bravery.
In the end this great man gave his life for draining a big fat hole in the US budget.
By the time they finally murdered him, they had already lost - I believe it was a couple of thousand billions, for the US dickheads to kill just one man.

Osama Bin Laden - the REAL John McClane.
They should make a new Die Hard just about Osama.

Name: Trump 2011-05-02 1:22

I won't believe it until I see his butthole certificate.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 2:05

He's been dead for over a week, did they want to wait until after the royal wedding? Surely this overshadows that fairytale.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 2:58

>>15
Oh, you mean that THIS fairytale about a man who was the most wanted man on the CIA hitlist at the time of 9/11, also was behind that piece of work *contrary to all evidence* *as admitted by a former president on national TV*, overshadows the OTHER fairytale about british faggots getting married.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 3:05

Osama's cardiac arrest caused by food poisoning, apparently he had eaten some 12 year old weiners.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 3:06

>>11
Listen here, jerkface. A great terrorist has just passed and please refrain from all the jokes, you insensitive sore.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 4:31

It only took 10 years. Looks like Assange has some time left.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 4:45



7 a.m, waking up in the morning
Gotta be evil, gotta plot attacks
Gotta have my robe, gotta make videos
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's hidin'
Gotta get down to the compound
Gotta wage jihad. I see the US

Blowin' up the front door
Shootin' in the back door
Gotta make my mind up
Which exit can I take?

It's Sunday, Sunday
Shit's getting real on Sunday
Everybody's getting' slaughtered, slaughtered
Sunday, Sunday
Shit got real on Sunday
Everybody's getting slaughtered
Retreatin', retreatin' (yeah!)
Escapin', escapin' (yeah!)
Get shot, shot, shot, shot
Lookin' forward to the virgins

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 7:41

If Osama Bin Laden is dead? How come he isn't dead?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 7:41

Which Osama bin Laden? He's a character created by the government and several different actors have portrayed him, so yeah, which Osama bin Laden is this?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 8:33

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 8:33

Bring Back Bin Laden!

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 8:59

So now that we've killed the guy responsible for 3,000 civilian deaths in NY, can we go after the guy responsible for 100,000 in Iraq?

Name: RedRibsWithMilkCream 2011-05-02 9:01

looking at my facebook status feed, it's unsettling how out of touch with reality people are. not that i blame anyone or posture myself on an intellectual pedestal. i was simply lucky to be exposed to certain eclectic influences throughout my life, mostly by nature of trolling the internet since youth.

but there's nothing exciting about the news of the death of an old arab on dialysis. the US government has created a million more bad guys during its "search" for one.

but let's be clear:
- TSA won't be abolished.
- Patriot Act won't be rescinded.
- Wars won't be ended.

It's all theater.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 9:29

>>25
Saddam Hussein? We already nailed his ass, chief.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 9:47

america
takes 10 years, 100,000 dead, 1 trillion down the drain, all to kill one cripple old guy
HURRR DURRR WE ARE THE BEST FUCK YEAH FFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YEAAAAAAHHHHH
order 20 cheeseburgers to celebrate

it's like seeing a retard celebrate about finally figuring out how to open a milk bag

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 10:17

Osama bin Laden has just died

and then his balls popped out

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 10:23

May virgins lay this great man to rest.
Osama will always live on in our hearts.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 10:43

What the fuck is a milk bag?

Name: LOL 2011-05-02 11:25

a titty?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 11:49

>>31
back to canada, plz

Name: anao 2011-05-02 12:36

bin live forever!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 14:18

>>27
no, the other 100,000 genioius

Name: RedCream 2011-05-02 16:35

Would you consider Osama bin Laden to have been a rude lout?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 16:41

Life is a fairytale :D

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 20:40

>>36
I would have tsked bin Laden so hard.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-03 0:46

9/11 was an inside job and the authors finally decided to "write out" a character in the play.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-03 11:11

Bin Laden never should have used his real address on PSN

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