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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 14:15

i am hungry and I only have fruit to eat. fruit. what kind of joke is this? fruit sucks.

Name: VIPPER 2011-04-21 14:25

>>1
Fuck you! Fruit is good for you fatso.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 14:25

Fruit is bad. Fruit is not your friend.

Hamburger is good. Hamburger do you lots of good. Eat hamburger!

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 14:28

>>2
fruit is expensive, tastes like shit, has little calories, and many fruits actually increase your hunger feeling

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 14:29

oh wait, do strawberries count as fruit? i like strawberries. but they are fucking expensive. and i don't have any.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 14:35

>>5
>>4
>>2
Hamburger is dirt cheap and many nutricions fatter than fruit! Eat hamburger!

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 19:00

Whats up with all the bad rep fruit gets from homophobes (thats latin for scared shitless little closet bug) anyway?

Fruits essential for a good and healthy diet, all smart and/or muscular people eat them. Hell, I eat them too. Whats with you, too scared of a little nutricion >>1?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 21:48

>>7
Why don't you jam different types of fruit up your anus?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 21:51

>>8
I do.. But that's not because it's healhy. That's cause it feels sooo good to hit that g-spot over.. and over again. You should try it. :D

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 22:06

(•Q•-) dicks...

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 22:23

>>9
What about nigger boners? Do you like them, too?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 22:34

Fruits are the food of the gods.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 23:20

>>11
Yeah, big black dicks in my small white ass gets me SO hot you wouldn't know.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 23:23

>>13
And by "black dicks" I mean "chocolate sticks". And by "white ass" I mean "vanilla cream". Preferably with a slice of banana to spice it up a bit, tastewise.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 3:41

Consider this: A pack of wild niggers.
Savage, slavering niggers nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn. Raping your white daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're a protected species. The nigger tribal chief grabs your wife and fucks her with his shaman witch doctor stick.
The primal niggers finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of white man.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-22 4:07

Most people with a spinal cord injury are on a bowel program. What type of bowel program will depend on whether they have a reflexive or flaccid bowel. People who are paralyzed from the waist down typically have a flaccid bowel...meaning the muscles that propel the bowels do not work and have no tone. Therefore, they usually need to assist their bowel movements with a suppository and/or manual stimulation from the finger or other type of device to help remove the fecal material.

Name: house of annus 2011-04-22 9:48

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Name: house of annus 2011-04-22 9:50

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here are the testimoniels of satisfied clients

"I had no idea you could do that to an anus. 5/5 PUMBLENUTS" - redcram
"wow that was heavenly" - anal jefferson
"erika i miss u ;[" - kor kroll
"thx op i came so hard my dick split open and wasps flew out and stung my mom 9/11" - viper
"i didnt suck off a dog also nice bathhouse" - park sod
"hahaha even big enough for my super girth and witdh" - bigdick groege

Name: house of annus 2011-04-22 9:52

welcome to the house of annus !! !
here are the testimoniels of satisfied clients

"I had no idea you could do that to an anus. 5/5 PUMBLENUTS" - redcram
"wow that was heavenly" - anal jefferson
"erika i miss u ;[" - kor kroll
"thx op i came so hard my dick split open and wasps flew out and stung my mom 9/11" - viper
"i didnt suck off a dog also nice bathhouse" - park sod
"hahaha even big enough for my super girth and witdh" - bigdick groege

Name: house of annus 2011-04-22 9:54

welcome to the house of annus !! !
here are the testimoniels of satisfied clients

"I had no idea you could do that to an anus. 5/5 PUMBLENUTS" - redcram
"wow that was heavenly" - anal jefferson
"erika i miss u ;[" - kor kroll
"thx op i came so hard my dick split open and wasps flew out and stung my mom 9/11" - viper
"i didnt suck off a dog also nice bathhouse" - park sod
"hahaha even big enough for my super girth and witdh" - bigdick groege

Name: house of annus 2011-04-22 9:56

welcome to the house of annus !! !
here are the testimoniels of satisfied clients

"I had no idea you could do that to an anus. 5/5 PUMBLENUTS" - redcram
"wow that was heavenly" - anal jefferson
"erika i miss u ;[" - kor kroll
"thx op i came so hard my dick split open and wasps flew out and stung my mom 9/11" - viper
"i didnt suck off a dog also nice bathhouse" - park sod
"hahaha even big enough for my super girth and witdh" - bigdick groege

Name: house of annus 2011-04-22 9:58

welcome to the house of annus !! !
here are the testimoniels of satisfied clients

"I had no idea you could do that to an anus. 5/5 PUMBLENUTS" - redcram
"wow that was heavenly" - anal jefferson
"erika i miss u ;[" - kor kroll
"thx op i came so hard my dick split open and wasps flew out and stung my mom 9/11" - viper
"i didnt suck off a dog also nice bathhouse" - park sod
"hahaha even big enough for my super girth and witdh" - bigdick groege

Name: house of annus 2011-04-22 10:00

welcome to the house of annus !! !
here are the testimoniels of satisfied clients

"I had no idea you could do that to an anus. 5/5 PUMBLENUTS" - redcram
"wow that was heavenly" - anal jefferson
"erika i miss u ;[" - kor kroll
"thx op i came so hard my dick split open and wasps flew out and stung my mom 9/11" - viper
"i didnt suck off a dog also nice bathhouse" - park sod
"hahaha even big enough for my super girth and witdh" - bigdick groege

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 18:49

>>15

This.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 5:55

>>1
Why would you buy fruit if you don't like it?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 11:41

>>25
vitamins

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 17:49

You usurpers!  You hounds of hell!  You writhing snakes who spit slime on the local water supply!  You rabid rodents who smile at their pray before devouring them whole!  You man-made prostitutes!  You toxic heaps of blubber!  You, you....

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 3:27

>>11
Tsk.

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