"intelligent" design

sitting is bad for your back and causes back pain
standing is bad for your back and causes back pain
lying is bad for your back and causes back pain

what the fuck? why do we even worship this faggot god

we might as well worship some xbox 360 engineer or something, I don't know

it's our chairs, our shoes, and our mattresses that are bad for our backs and cause back pain, all by the design of wo/man

wear "barefoot" shoes (or better yet, go barefoot), sleep on the floor, stop sitting in shitty chairs

Well said, fuck that faggot Yahweh.

Yeah, that's right, I said your name you fag.
Yahweh
Yahweh
Yahweh

Pussy, more like Yahgay.

>>2
you sound like the xbox helpline, "don't put your xbox at less than 1m from a wall or it will overheat". where the hell am I supposed to put my xbox, in the middle of my living room???

I hate marijuana users.

I hate them with every fiber in my being. I hate them more than anything else in this world. I have more hate for them than anyone who has hate for something and I assume the rest of my Straight Edge brethren would sympathize with me.

Why do I hate them?

-They are breaking the law.
-They are using a substance that is more cancer-causing than tobacco and more harmful to the brain than alcohol.
-They make up bullshit lies about marijuana being a relatively safe substance and being useful for medicinal purposes despite the fact that there are tons of studies proving otherwise.
-They are influencing the mass media and our culture into condemning anyone who doesn't do drugs and glamourizing this poisonous deliriant of a drug.
-They verbally harass and condemn everyone who doesn't smoke weed.

I would also like to make clear that everyone who thinks weed should be legalized is a pot smoker. And I'm sure none of you Straight Edgers associate with anyone who smokes weed. Thanks for understanding where I'm coming from.

http://www.whitehousedrugpolicy.gov/drugfact/marijuana/index.html

>>4

hang it from the ceiling like a chandelier like any normal f'ing person, gosh

have a nigger carry it

>>7
Tsk.  The 1800s called.  They want their Boer War back.

I can't wait until they invent the Million Years War.

>>8
The cotton farm called, they want their nigger back.

>>10
Tsk.