Segway Workout

Yeah so I ventured outside today, I just put my trainers on and got on with it. My missy was missing so I went into the house to look for her, she's a great wet thing to handle with care lest she bites. I put on her leash and took out my segway, by accident bumping into her butt. She snarled at me abd I knew this meant I had to sit up this night to watch another episode of Desperate housewives while feeding her crackers. Well, we got over it and she started on the hot pavement on alm fours. In the beat of a second the heated road had caused her to start jogging ever so slightly. My segway had to speed up to not be put out of balance as she went about violently, pale hips swaying in the hot summer air. I recognized a good spot for relief, so I followed her behind a convenience store where she went about her business without fear of being discovered. Into the convenience store we went and got our meals for the day, the clerk sneered at me when he saw my company, undubiously jealous of my companion. When all the items were packed we started heading home, the sky had taken on a yellow reddish color. As expected I let her rest on my lap as I fed her crackers during a unpretentious evening spent in the flickering light of the tv set which eventually enveloped us into sleep.