fart man appreciation thread

fart man always tells the truth

fart man is a citizen of United States

fart man hates Fascist Republicans

fart man defends civil rights and liberties

fart man opposes violence and wars

fart man is a PhD

fart man spends a little below 25 hours per day in internet

I'm flattered. Really... I am. But this thread gives the idea off that I'm som attention seeking jerkface, so let's not do this, okay?

Also, where did you get these facts?