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United as one, divided by zero. We are Anonymous, We are legion, We do not forgive. We used to be actually cool, and worth the laugh and the reminder not to take things too seriously. But in our haste to remind others of their canny ability to ignore reality, we've expended all this energy, more energy than they do avoiding reality. So now we're kindof a sad mess of dumbasses still clinging to an outdated manifesto that may as well be the instructions on someone's VCR manual. We're sad. Sad sad people. We eat Doritos for breakfast, lunch and dinner. We write minimal annoying scripts that do fuckall except annoy people for 12 seconds. We're quick to brag about our endeavors because what press we've recieved has given us a false sense of validity. But don't fool yourselves. We're a bunch of sad, undersexed, testosterone-filled highschool dropouts who work fast food, live off our parents and smoke too much weed. Move along now. We've hit the snooze button on our 15 minutes of fame. Our voices are silent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsiWUC2S1nw

lol "anonymous" just further cheapens their image with these corny videos.

The thought of random ass people putting on masks and idly standing around Sony Style is even funnier. It might seem badass in your head while listening to that crescendoing champion music, but in reality it's gonna be you vs the mall's echo chamber bearing down on you as you're rudely reminded of your social anxiety issues as you awkwardly romp around a Sony store with hourly-paid employees who don't give a shit or have any sort of corporate efficacy in the context of what you're even trying to "protest", and you'll remember that you have just about as much vested interested in the whole Sony debacle as they do: None. Instead, all that you have is the ephemeral courage you summoned from a goofy video, and you ran out of that shit fast.

You quickly give up and wish you had a pocket to stuff the stupid mask, but you stop by the food court on your way out. You notice that JC Pennys has a sale on khaki cargo shorts, and you make a mental note as you leave the premises having changed absolutely nothing in the world.