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Shall We Play 'Narikiri' and Talk?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-04 17:33

I'd like to play 'narikiri', which is part of the otaku culture and a bit like character blogging, so I've started this thread.

Here's one of the ways I heard to play narikiri:
- First of all, a role player declares his/her role. If derivative, the player introduces the original character. Otherwise the player designs his/her character, name, backgorund, etc., and writes it.
- Anonymous players ask him/her anything as if the role player were really the character. e.g. The anonymous posts: take a cracker. What they write looks like not limited and the anonymouses don't always have to behave as another person.
- Then, the role player replies to posts for anonymouses' posts with playing the role. For example, the player writes: big bro, you JUST ate the LAST remains! After that, they reiterate call and give answers.
- Other role players also can participate. The players post thier character's  profile as well. The anonymouses don't have to designate any characters to answer, can put an unadressed post.
- The role players apparently may tell the other role players; even so, it is recommended to give priority to answer the anonymouses. This is a rule to prevent making a thread too exclusive, I heard.

(Tentative) Guideline:
- Of course other role players are welcomed. Join us and enjoy the fun!
- Please refrain from using characters who are already played by other players.
- Role players who writes as if their characters don't always have to replay to all of the posts too.
- Though character players can leave this play even before the end of this thread, in this case please tell quitting (or a pause) when you the player get out.

Sample Character Sheet:
Name :
Original work: (If derivative)
Age :
Gender :
Occupation :
Interests :
Boyfriend/Girlfriend : (Typically have or don't have)
Ideal type of man/woman :
Favorite foods :
Recent interests :
I hate the worst :
Expertise :
The best spoken line :
Dream :
Comment as a member of here :
Comment to the companions of here :
Comment to the anonymouses of here :
Notes :

* It's not required to fill the entere form. Just a sample.
* You know, please DO NOT write your or another's ACTUAL personal information as it is.

Name: Manon 2011-04-15 14:39

>>34
Why the hell are you after me?!
I'm sure I look lovely enough to eat, but it's pretty hard to do literally, because onii-cahn...
Huh? Where has onii-chan gone without this pretty sister?
Well, I settle this for my self. Eat this, a grudge of leaving alone!
Get lost! Knox said, "No Chinaman must figure in the story".

>>35
...That means that he thinks, therefore he is, doesn't that?
Socrates also said he was only wise insofar as what he doesn't know.
Therefore, we-el, Staying foolish is the way of Philosophy.
... Did I tell you something kinda strange?

>>36
Hello Negi! I'm glad to make your acquaintance, and thank you for reading my obscure writing.
Btw, I feel that it has been ages since I talked about magic...
Even though I recite no spell all day, there is only little inconvenience for me.
The reason is just that I don't have my contractor though.

>>37
...Then, is the Force of Fordism?
I'm not capable of teaching God Finger because I'm not King of Heart.
If you'd like that sort of goat, you might as well choose something like this. It's pretty cute.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Puppet-Company-Small-Finger/dp/B000LCQ33U/

>>38
NATO is Not Anti-Theology Politicians
I read that speech up to this point.

>>39
I think so. I suppose he wants to invisible freedom and is firing an invisible gun at random.

>>40
To tell you the truth, .... whatever happens on here is watched by Big Brother!
In America, you launch thread. In Soviet Russia, thread launches you!
...Onii-chan made me tell that to you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-16 10:10

>>39
...and then his balls popped out.

Name: Manon 2011-04-17 10:41

At least I believe / that raised voices. ~♪
Any wall someday / can be smashed. ♪
Though your soul / not dried away is itching, ♪
Why? / Why? / Why / are you looking down? ~ ♪

>>42
I can't believe it! Why does he have a bomb like that?
In fact many muslims have white skins though.
Fortunately I know the way to cope with a situation like this.
Here's a charm. Well then, I'm shielding us by it right away!

...Alright. The crisis has gone away.
Errrr, I would be glad if you onii-chan praised me. ;)

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-17 10:59

nice job warding off the muslimers, sis~

Name: RedCream 2011-04-19 4:22

BOOMPSY

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 7:00

I love you, Manon. Make love to me and make me yours.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-19 7:08

I will destroy your anus, Manon.

Name: big dick george 2011-04-19 9:45

Name : big dick george
Gender : male
Occupation : woman fucker
Interests : fucking
getting blowjobs
destroying pussy with massive dick
Boyfriend/Girlfriend : i will fuck any woman! hahahahaha!!!
Ideal type of man/woman : i fuck them all! I fucked your mother
I hate the worst : unimportant tinydickmen
The best spoken line : I have big dick!
Comment as a member of here : you can't surpass super girth and width

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 1:55

Keep swingin' that dick, Georgie!

Name: Manon 2011-04-20 11:18

>>44
Thank you for saying so, onii-chan!
Onii-chan may pat me. How about this?
I'm just joking tee hee.

...I could be older than onii-chan because I'm a kind of spirit.
I'm really shorter than onii-chan though. Because I'm a kind of spirit.
What's more, I still speak much more oddly than onii-chan. Because I'm a kind of spirit, and it hasn't been long since I came this world.
It may possibly be curious that I call you onii-chan, but I don't dislike this sort of way of calling.

We-el, I feel I've missed the first purpose recently.
Even if I were strange, it would be onii-chan's fault!
...Even so, this sounds not bad.

Btw, I've not got used to this world yet.
I'm wondering if onii-chan could take me around this neighborhood.

>>45
The air is sweet and clear. It's awesome to be on the ground!
...I might say so if I were a mermaid princess.

>>46
"Make rob to me and make .mil yours"?
...I'm sorry but I'm not interested in usurping a throne nor a country.
A familiar should act secretly.

... I feel I can allow you to imaginine me when you do that sort of thing, but I wouldn't be able to allow any further.
First of all, I'm a bit childish and not so fascinating, huh?

>>47
You might as well tell so to a woman like Guinevere, would you?
Although I felt kind of nostalgic for some reason, I'm sure I don't like that sort of joke.
... Probably I don't hate you onii-chan, but I'm being in trouble until you'll leave that behind. Onii-chan?

>>48-49
Hi, Georg. ...Have you not tired of that kind of doing yet? I admire you...
I sometimes wish I were a male, but even if so, I'd not like to be a prisoner to such a desire.
I think men are burdened with a heavy cross. Oh my Lord...

... I hope to get more generous.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 12:48

>>50
Let me introduce to some of fun activities we participate in at /lounge/2011 UPDATE!

Impersonating MILKRIBS
End every sentence with an exclamation mark. Putting it into the [i][/i] tags is optional. Say things like "I can insure you I am no anus!" or "Are you an queer!" a lot. Misspell words, especially clever as cleaver. When you are wrong and it can be easily proven, respond "Whatever troll!" or "I dont have time for trolls like you!". Whenever you see any word describing a black person, fix it to * African American.
Example posts:
Your not cleaver! Are you an queer!
* African American

Impersonating RedCream
Put RedCream in the name field and "peahippo@hotmail.com" in the email field. Half of your poasts should be about your forced memes like "I admit my role" or "the goatfinger". In the other half you apply slightly highbrow vocabulary to lowbrow concepts.
Example posts:
Coming to /lounge/ from /b/? I admit my role.
Unlike you, I am not interested in homoerotic sodomy and fornication. I lead a joyful life of a heterosexual man.
You are covered in my semen.

Impersonating smirky lad
Make a regular post, and append ":/" at the end of the post, after two newlines.
Example posts:
I want to fuck my sister so bad. I was almost there once, but my mother went in and saw us.

:/

You're the one that's sexually insecure!

:/


Impersonating djapco
Proof?
Example posts:
Proof?
proof?

Impersonating l33tUK
Talk about your private life, sex, and romance on a desolate wasteland populated by three virgins. Brag about your exploits and proudly display that you're not offended by said virgins.
Example posts:
I'm fucking a 'nam amputee now.
Oh no, people don't like me on the internet!

Impersonating big dick george
Put "big dick george" in the name field and "bigdickgeorge@dickmail.dic" in the email field. Talk about whatever the thread is about, just make your massive dick play a role somewhere. Write in short sentences, laugh a lot.
Example posts:
I have big dick!
no wonder japan is destroyed in tsunami
when I fuck your aunt last night
I destroy vagina so hard it causes semen wave!
Wave hit japan and kill tinydickmen
hahahahahaha!!


Impersonating rude lout
Say "niggers" a lot, be rude in general.
Example posts:
niggers
die you fucking faggot

Impersonating zoklet guy
please register at zoklet
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/
Example posts:
zoklet gave me autism, many thanks sir
zoooooooookleettttttt akndgikoas
gahuoigna
gnirueanogh

greharesahgareh

aiorehnjaeohn

FISTING

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 14:39

Impersonating rude lout
fuck off and die you cock sucking faggot

Name: RedCream 2011-04-20 15:42

>>51
You are covered in my semen.
To be fair, I NEVAR said such a thing.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-20 16:42

>>53
You are covered in my semen

Name: RedCream 2011-04-21 11:54

BOOMPSY

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-21 11:55

>>6
RedCream is back, you pig farmer.

Name: Manon 2011-04-24 12:54

>>51-52
Thank you very much for your introducttion.
I've just got that some of /lounge/ who seem kind of wild are only IMPERSONATING "rude lout" but they are actually not. They could be pretty good at taking advantage of the gap effects. I don't know whether they are cute or not, nor whether they are risky or not.

>>53-54
I've just got filled with a vacant feeling though.
Do you really shoot that so much...? Oops, no, I WOULD NOT like you to answer my preceding question, and why the hell do onii-chan go into deep thought?!

>>55
It looks busy in moving up and down. Up, and down... up, and down... up and... I wouldn't be able to help myself yawning.
Onii-chan, may I sleep now?

>>56
You will certainly be back, with Ishtar...said a madam.
Do you know that pigs are very clean animals? It is as much as possible to do the ethnic cleansing.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 14:03

>>57
I don't understand you posts all that much, but I like them.

YOU ARE NOW COVERED IN MY SEMEN

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-29 3:00

Where are you, Manon? I need the muslimers taken care of again.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-29 4:11

Name : Manon Bloembergen
KIKE DETECTED

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-29 4:13

>>60
Rude lout detected.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-29 4:32

>>61
I'd rather be a rude lout than a fucking jew.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-29 9:11

Bloembergen is a kike name. Are you an ancient yid, Manon?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-30 4:03

MAAAAANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Name: Manon 2011-04-30 8:22

Make a little wish. / I fall down at times / and lose my way at other times. ~♪
Because you / stay with me, / I can keep smiling / and am fine. ~ ♪

I'm sorry, but I've been too busy to reply as frequently as before.
Could you not fail me, please?

>>58
I said I got stunned and lost my words.
I know you'll definitely call me "whore" if I accept that huh?

>>59
Here I am. Did you wait long, onii-chan?
Well, I guess we don't so often encounter them. The IRA might be active.
I'd like to take care of onii-chan though. Won't you onii-chan like to go for a walk with me?

>>60-63
I wonder why you've noticed that sort of thing now.
This name doesn't have much meaning-- That is, this name is not my true name. Would you like to know why I do it? Each true name makes cursing and dominating the spirit so easily. Well, I think I might be able to disclose my true name to onii-chan.
Anyway, if you called me Jane Doe, I would become Jane; Similarly, I would become Esther if you called me Esther, but don't you feel my name so pretty? It means "flower hill", is soooo kawaii and becomes me, right?

>>64
You don't have to shout so loud, onii-chan, since I'm here. I'm almost blushed... That doesn't sound so bad though.
Did anything happen? Do you onii-chan eat meals three times a day? Onii-chan, you weren't tempted by evil women, were you? ...Oh, this sounds like I were a nurse.
I wonder if you could answer a question for me...; Did I make you so lonely that you onii-chan can't help yourself yelling? That means... you know...

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-30 14:16

>>62
Unacceptably RUDE!

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-30 18:16

>>66
fuck you faggot

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-30 19:33

>>67
OH NO YOU DIHINT!

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-30 20:45

>>67
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-30 22:10

>>68
fuck you fag

>>69
NIGGERTSK

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-30 23:20

>>70
For shame.  Take a look at yourself.  Look at that thing.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-01 1:30

>>71
fuck you faggot

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-01 1:32

>>72
Tsk, lout.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-01 1:55

>>73
Tsk, nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-01 2:58

>>74
Shameful.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-01 12:34

>>75
fuck you cock sucking faggot

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-01 15:15

>>76
Listen here, jerkface.  I don't care if you are only 14.  Youth is no excuse for ill manners.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-01 15:23

>>77
suck my dick, fag

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-01 16:39

>>78
A little odd to call another person a fag while requesting for a man to suck your dick.  Take a look at the fag in the mirror, son.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-01 17:04


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