What would Holden Caulfield find phony today?

If Holden Caulfield were here today, in 2011, who or what do you think would he consider phony?

I think he'd spend half the book talking about Myspace, indy music, and scene, hipster or emo kids.

>>1, there are at least 3 problems with your question.

1. Holden Caulfield is a fictional character.
2. Even if he were real, how could anyone possibly know that? We would have to be able to time travel and read minds.
3. Check my doubles