Why do women dress like whores

So it's spring, and suddenly I am being confronted with sluts showing off their bare legs and bare backs (I have not seen any cleavage... yet). What is wrong with these whores? Why are they doing this to me? I'm a nice guy, I do no harm if you don't harm me. But the sight of this naked flesh is filling me with evil, twisted thoughts. Why do they insist on provoking me, instead of dressing modestly, like the muslimani females, or, say, like all the women in the 1200 years of recorded history before 1980 my people has. What if a young boy is standing behind such a whore, he can see her entire behind! What example is this for young girls?! We don't live in the trees anymore, I though we had civilization...

The girl says "Oh uh-uh, wait a minute! Wait a minute! Just because I'm dressed this way does not make me a whore!" Which is true. Gentlemen, that is true. Just because they dress a certain way doesn't mean they are a certain way. Don't ever forget it. But ladies, you must understand that is fucking confusing. It just is. Now that would be like me, Dave Chappelle, the comedian, walking down the street in a cop uniform. Somebody might run up on me, saying, "Oh, thank God. Officer, help us! Come on. They're over here. Help us!" "Oh-hoh! Just because I'm dressed this way does not make me a police officer!" See what I mean?

All right, ladies, fine. You are not a whore. But you are wearing a whore's uniform.