Oh no, neighbours internet is gone.

However I'm a total fucking badass so I've cracked another one I can connect to with my cantenna.
I fucking love not paying for the internet.

I let leet hackers such as yourself "crack" my WiFi, at which point I fire up tcpdump and record all their packets. All of this data is then passed through various filters and analyzers, the results of which are subsequently used for nefarious purposes. You would be surprised how many normal people like OP here trust my WiFi (LOL). I also set up my phoneypot to nmap/nessus/metasploit/etc etc any device that gets an IP using DHCP. I kid you not, 100% of these WiFi thieves use Windows and set my network as their "home", which leaves them wide open for attack/takeover. I'm building a sizeable botnet one stupid-ass wannabe hacker at a time.

So thanks, OP, for taking the bait and giving me your CPU cycles, Facebook and banking passwords in exchange for a little bit of bandwidth.