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Is this real

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 12:56

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 14:48

yeah that's me

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 20:39

no

Name: My penis. It is throbbing. 2011-02-24 20:39

The disco. We go to disco. My body's sweaty from the MDMA inside it. I like to dance with you. You grab my ponytail. It is greasy with Germanic juices that I put inside my hair. Disco, we are the disco. I have a mesh shirt. My leather pants show off my sausage inside it. I grind your body, then we eat ecstasy and have Special K inside of the bathroom. It's a men's bathroom, but no one cares that you come inside because they know that inside it we do lots of drugs. And I will share them if the bouncer lets me go into the bathroom with you, and then we go home. We have efficient sex. And then I realize you're not that hot anymore because I've blown a load and I don't have ecstasy inside of my bloodstream. So I make sandwich. It has hazelnuts, bread, and some jelly that I got from the supermarket. It tastes pretty good, but it probably tastes better because my taste buds have ecstasy inside them. And then I go up to the bathroom, and you're wearing one of my shirts; that isn't cool. You didn't even ask. I met you earlier the evening; you're not my girlfriend, you're just girl that I have sex with. We probably won't do this again because I realize that your hair is frazzled and it probably has extensions. It's not your real hair, and that's kind of gross 'cause who knows where it came from.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 20:40

Define "real."

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 20:40

>>5
Your mom

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 20:40

>>6
no u

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 20:40

wat

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-27 15:00

>>1
Well isn't that nice.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-27 20:02

lol dicks

Name: 2011-02-27 20:06

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 22:36

daniel tosh crashed the site. new link anon?

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