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OW! gotta fucking SPLINTER!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 1:28

FUCK!
It's going straight into my hand: no way to pull it out. And it hurts like hell. Burns, like.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 2:48

fetch the tweezers forthwith

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 2:49

Cut off hand OP

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 4:28

Splinters are for autists.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 4:35

Get a hooker, OP!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 8:46

Try changing the volume on your radio, that usually does the trick!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 0:55

Tweezers don't work: it broke off. Looks like I may just have to cut the hand off. Shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 1:36

next step is to dig it out with a pin.  you can soak your hand in water first to make the skin easier to work with.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 2:40

BE A MAN
FLAY YOUR HAND

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 5:52

test

Name: 2011-02-24 6:51

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 11:18

>>9
But I'm a girl

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 11:58

lol dicks

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 15:06

The fuck on

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 15:33

>>1
people are being murdered in the streets of libya by al qaeda's drug addicts and you whine about a splinter in your hand??? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 16:38

Look: I can worry about Libya and my splinter at the same time, ok?
Also: Al Qaeda? WTF?
His name is actually Gaddaffi

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 16:40

Yaki Kadaffi

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 17:23

or Qadafi

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 19:34

>>16-18
In English, there is no way of transcribing a uvular stop or a voiced interdental fricative. This leads to multitude of ways his name is rendered in English. It also varies itself in Arabic, depending on the accent/dialect of the speaker.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 20:35

>>19
Fuck Arabic. Arabs are primitive savages.

Name: My penis. It is throbbing. 2011-02-24 20:35

The disco. We go to disco. My body's sweaty from the MDMA inside it. I like to dance with you. You grab my ponytail. It is greasy with Germanic juices that I put inside my hair. Disco, we are the disco. I have a mesh shirt. My leather pants show off my sausage inside it. I grind your body, then we eat ecstasy and have Special K inside of the bathroom. It's a men's bathroom, but no one cares that you come inside because they know that inside it we do lots of drugs. And I will share them if the bouncer lets me go into the bathroom with you, and then we go home. We have efficient sex. And then I realize you're not that hot anymore because I've blown a load and I don't have ecstasy inside of my bloodstream. So I make sandwich. It has hazelnuts, bread, and some jelly that I got from the supermarket. It tastes pretty good, but it probably tastes better because my taste buds have ecstasy inside them. And then I go up to the bathroom, and you're wearing one of my shirts; that isn't cool. You didn't even ask. I met you earlier the evening; you're not my girlfriend, you're just girl that I have sex with. We probably won't do this again because I realize that your hair is frazzled and it probably has extensions. It's not your real hair, and that's kind of gross 'cause who knows where it came from.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-25 6:20

>>20
what

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-25 6:46

The white home. We go to the white home. My body's primitive from the shamanism in it. I like to trample your white lawn. I rape your white daughter. You can't do shit since we're savages. Savages, we are the savages. I am slavering. My loin cloth shows off muh dik inside it. I grab your wife, then we watch primitive shows in the living room. It's a white living room, but no one can do anything about me coming in because they know we're savages.  And I will force you to be my slave if you let me in your white home. I efficiently fuck your wife with my shaman stick.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-25 7:52

>>23
This has gone far enough!

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-02-25 8:13

>>24
Jesus, I know. It was amusing at first, but it's just excessive now.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-25 8:48

>>25
Oh, that hurts so much. I'm actually crying here.

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