Wash your hands after handling change

I had 2 much to drink last night and puked in my change jar. Ill give them a quick rinse so they dont stink but that is all.
be warned.

I sometimes shove coins up my ass, keep them there for a few hours, then pay with then. See that bunch of coins in your hand, counted to cover the trailing nine cents? Any of these coins might have been in my ass. And now you're touching my ass-coins.