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I fucked a chinese hooker today

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 10:31

Now my ass hurts like a motherfucker

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 11:41

coolstorybro

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 15:05

If you lick that chink, you get vilus

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 15:17

I want to speak with L33t, he's an expert when it comes to whores.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 16:26

punternet --->

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-02-08 3:36

>>4
I've never paid for sex in my life.
My last girlfriend gave me cocaine for free. However, that didn't really turn out well.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-08 3:37

da patch we wear is a patch of a YOZA 4 dats da memblem of a harty BLACK POWER with knockles of steel and a metal fist dats da makin of da muthafuken CRIPZ…..
CZZZ UHP BITCH !!
W.H.K REPZ

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-08 3:40

>>6
A whore is a whore, paid or not.
My ass still hurts.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-02-08 3:44

>>8
Protip:They're all whores.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-08 4:37

>>7
Niggertsk

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-08 5:18

wwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-08 23:34

lol I misread it as "Chinese hamster"

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-09 4:33

>>12
You read "hooker" as "hamster"? There's something seriously wrong with either your eyes or your psyche.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-09 8:37

>>13
Or his anus *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-09 18:43

were you horny again later?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-10 1:10

how come when you fuck a chinese hooker, you get horny like a half hour later?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-10 13:11

>>16
I just said that, dipshit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-10 15:03

>>17
RUDE!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-10 15:36

>>18
EAT MY CAT'S SHIT

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 13:38

sdfg

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 16:06

>>19

Rude!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 23:43

I was thinking... how come when you fuck a Chinese hooker, you get horngy again in a half hour, hour tops?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-12 1:30

Chinese hookers aren't worth it, I just masturbate an hour later.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-12 5:05

Here's something I just thought of. You know how when Westerners eat Chinese food they seem to get hungry again roughly an hour later? Well, imagine a john having sex with a Chinese prostitute. Afterwards, perhaps roughly an hour later, he gets fully aroused with sexual desire again. Fancy that.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-12 19:41

So I was parked on the interstate when noticed that some fucker had stolen my tires.  It was highway rubbery.

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