let me tell you something, mister

I am a very, very hairy man.  My ass matches the rest of my body.  After I shave my face and wait about an hour, if I blow my nose the stubble catches the tissue like velcro at the slightest touch and tear it to bits, leaving pieces all over my face.  I don't have this problem with toilet paper because I don't shave my ass.

>>6
Just having a average human amount of body hair doesn't make you hairy. Jews, Arabs and Italians aee more akin to chimpanzees than humans with respect to body hair. What faggy background do you have where you don't understand English?