let me tell you something, mister

I am a very, very hairy man.  My ass matches the rest of my body.  After I shave my face and wait about an hour, if I blow my nose the stubble catches the tissue like velcro at the slightest touch and tear it to bits, leaving pieces all over my face.  I don't have this problem with toilet paper because I don't shave my ass.

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Jews are hairy. Is it racist to say that african Americans are dark skinned or that east Asians have slanty eyes? No. Now fuck off.