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/lounge/ Chapel [Confession Time]

Name: Pastor Dick 2011-01-23 10:25

Admit your sins to me.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 10:36

Go fuck an anuse, pastor.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 11:04

I jerked off a beaver in Yellow stone park

Name: Pastor Dick 2011-01-23 12:12

>>3
My son I suggest you seek a exorcist. Bestiality is hugely against Gods will
  Exodus 22:19--Whosoever lies with a beast shall surely be put to death.
Also my child god heavily frowns on masturbation. You do not want to end up like Onan do you my son?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 12:50

I am a recovering Jacksonholic. Day by day, the urge to Jackson 5 GET growse stronger, and I relapse sometimes. It's killing me and it's killing my family, but I can't help myself.

Name: Pastor Dick 2011-01-23 13:03

>>5
Perhaps if your faith was stronger God wouldn't be punishing.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 13:06

I fuck a lot of women. Not that I'm ashamed of it - in fact I have a date with a cute black-haired bitch today, just thought I'd tell you because it appears quite sinful.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 14:07

Father, I am guilty of niggerloving.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 15:22

>>8
Not biblical transgression.  Go ahead and marry the crazy bitch if it makes you happy.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 16:25

>>9
Not biblical transgression.
A man must not defile himself by having sex with an animal. (Lev 18:23)

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 18:31

>>10
God created man (Gen 1:4)
Adam was black.

Name: Bob 2011-01-23 18:33

>>11
What if eve was white?

Biblical stereotypes, oh my.

Name: fart man 2011-01-23 21:52

I use Debian.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 22:34

I fapped tree times tonight. TREE TIMES.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-23 22:40

>>13
Why don't you just go all the way and get Ubuntu and a sex change operation?

Name: evelyn !lnz9ij4Sjo 2011-01-24 1:04

>>15
Way ahead of you buddy!

Name: RedCream 2011-01-24 3:34

I have avoided /lounge/, for no good reason, abandoning my duty to my fans.  Forgive me, pastor.

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-24 3:57

I have not killed any imageboarders today.
But i just woke up, im sorry.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 5:03

Paul Hardcastle's one hit GET

Name: Bob 2011-01-24 17:36

Father, I am guilty of killing Michael Jackson.

Or did I do the world a favour? I'm not sure, someone tell me.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 17:58

>>20
Did good kid.

Name: Bob 2011-01-24 18:01

>>21
Yeah, that way He won't cut in on your touching little boys quota, huh?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-24 18:19

>>4
Then maybe you shouldn't worship a child god.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 0:46

I love gold.  Send me your gold and I will give you CASH.  CASH for GOLD.  Do you understand me?  You send me GOLD, you get CASH.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 6:36

>>24

Kinzo, is that you?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-25 8:46

>>24
Give you my gold in exchange for worthless fiat paper? Never!

Name: SinfulPlebian 2011-01-25 20:56

I promised to take a shit on someone's chest but never followed through with the deed thereby lying to the person to whom I promised I would dump on. Please forgive me.

Name: SinfulPlebeian 2011-01-25 23:01

I once spelled "plebeian" wrong. Please forgive me.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-26 13:39

I confess - I posted in this thread and forgot to sage.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-26 14:00

I fufurreiuhfriu so hard I ewiuhwriuwqiuqiuh.
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