/lounge/ - How to destroy a shaky relationship?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 12:28

I moved in with that chick because she apparently really wanted to live with me. (I'm not sure why, it seemed very important to her, to the point of kicking out her previous flatmates.) Now she has a boyfriend who's an asshole. Man, what a douchebag. He doesn't have the slightest bit of respect for her. How do I destroy their relationship?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 13:22

you don't

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 15:45

>>1
you fuck him

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 17:52

steal some of her shit and put it in his backpack or something

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 18:39

>>3
You fuck the both of them actually.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 19:35

I actually haven't physically moved in yet. I'm going to see her tonight. What the fuck is going on.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-17 19:53

She doesn't want to fuck you, just to make you jealous and to fuck with her botfriends head. Typical woman.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 20:14

>>7
I can see this be an actual possibility...

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 3:50

>>7
Your logic breaks down where you assume that fucking her is my priority. My priority is beating the shit out of her douchebag boyfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 4:06

>>9
Sounds like you have your priorities out of whack, then. Because you can fuck her, he finds out, and then you kick his ass. Relationship utterly destroyed; mission accomplished.

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-18 5:01

I will assume >>9 is OP.
My priority is beating the shit out of her douchebag boyfriend.
Ok, what holds you back?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 9:04

>>9
Provoke him until he gets violent and bring him down with some nasty trick and proceed to beat the shit out of him.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 19:48

I met the fucker today. I'm moving in, I swear I'm going in just to cut his throat open from ear to ear when he's sleeping.

How to destroy a shaky relationship?

1 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 12:28

2 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 13:22

3 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 15:45

4 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 17:52

5 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 18:39

6 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 19:35

7 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-17 19:53

8 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 20:14

9 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 3:50

10 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 4:06

11 Name: VIPPER 2011-01-18 5:01

12 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 9:04

13 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 19:48