The Delight of Being Invited Inside

Ah, Vicar, do come in, you're just in time! I've brewed a fresh pot of Earl Grey and Doris has prepared some of her finest carrot cake.

I trust your parish are faring well in this dreadful weather.

Now, ram your shit fist in my cunt bucket and then cum like a rape crazed nigger in my shit fuck hole. I'll just pop my cardigan on as its a little chilly in here - the central heating needs looking at and Nigel from across the way is coming in to take a look at it.

I sense VIP QUALITY in the original poster, but the others lack it.