I was hanging out with some people from college when the host's cat appeared. I like cats, but they don't really like me, so after a minute of gesturing I finally convinced it to jump on my lap. So it jumped on my lap. And started sniffing my crotch. I didn't know what to do, it just kept sniffing and sniffing. I noticed people were staring at me and starting to giggle and that damn cat just kept on sniffing. So I threw it away and ran home crying. The next three and a half years are going to be hell ;_;