Why cant women go back to being oppressed?

I've never really understood what we as men get out of women's rights. All I can think of is dominatrix porn.

A homosexual gay beast who finds men's bums attractive and must rape them, and will suck your cock until it drops off.

If you see this man, you must run. Do not attempt to fight back, for he'll only overpower you with his bear's strength and trunk of a cock.

Bubba's North Highland base resides in the "abandoned" ScotRail carriage maintenance depot in Inverness.

Do not show off your homophobic feelings, he has Bubba Patrols all over the world who will find you. They will take you to Bubba, who will bum you to death.

Bubba's Generals are Ricardo, Jazz Horny, Smoochy and Hugsy Bear. And don't forget the "I need sex" guy and Dong.

He will not die. You must protect yourself with the Ass Blocker 3000. And avoid the Golden Surfer at all costs.

Bubba is 7 feet tall, 500lbs, hairy, bald headed, has a little girl's voice and walks around naked. He is very homosexual. Beware!!! Especially you men with gigantic bums.

>>1
DOH!

They get to;

Open doors for us,
Carry their own over-packed baggage to the car/airport check-in etc,
Buy the round of drinks,
Take out the trash,
Order the pizza,
etc, etc

If they want Womens Rights, they got to get the rough with the smooth.

Amirite?

>>1

"We as men" did not give women equal rights. The Jews did.

>>4
Lack of opposition = consent

>>5
date rapist detected

>>6
HARHARHAR
I know, I could have clarified myself more, but I forgot this board is full of AUTISTS.

Women = JEWS
Think about it.

I wish I had a date to rape. ;_;