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How would I go about poisoning birds?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-05 7:16

What would be the most effective (in terms of number of casualties and cost) way to poison a large amount of wild birds? All these birds are dying in the South and Europe and no one knows why, I'd like to troll science but I don't know anything about poison. Could I just soak bird seed in something (maybe bleach, ammonia, or something), or maybe spray a bunch of Raid on it and dump it somewhere? Also, where would the best place to dump it be?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-05 7:22

I'd like to troll science but I don't know anything about poison

lol good luck with that

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-05 7:23

Avian metabolism is much faster than that of humans. Ingested poisoned will take effect in less than a minute. You would need to feed them a few thousand feet in the year to reproduce a similar "raining birds" phenomenon. Also the post-mortem examinations would show poisioning rather than the internal trauma seen in Arkansas / Louisana

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-05 7:24

>>2
I know they would, it would still waste people's time and money, though. And it might even kill some pet dogs and cats, too.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-05 13:57

Only on The /lounge/TM

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-05 16:14

>>5
It would be better for domestic pets to be killed instead of natural birds.  These pets get into all sort of mischief and are a blight on the landscape.  If their owners liked their own pets, they would keep them at home.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-05 19:47

>>7
Yeah, I guess I'll go this route instead. I might even be able to find some Korean restaurants or taco wagons to sell the meat to.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 6:19

>>6
Lounge quality?

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