enjoyable day pretending to work

A fellow said, I once wore a red shirt and khakis to Target where an old woman harassed me to help her find something.  She told me she was going to have me fired when I blew her off.

So I was thinking.  Why not dress like the employees of whatever giant ass store you like, and browse around.  People think you work there, and then you help them out.  It's like you have an actual job.  See how many days you can pull it off without someone in authority noticing.

Better yet why not just go in the back where all the stuff is stored and bring you car around then steal as much as you can fit!

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That's exactly what I thought when I read this topic.

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GENIUS!