Let's get to to 2011 posts by 2011

Part 1: http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/29

It's called anime, mom!

4=8/2 GET

4*8 = 32  (New rule, you're allowed to insert a 2 to complete the GET)

>>483
New insight: you're retarded.

>>483
Why didn't you just ⌊4*.8⌋=3

I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.

>>486
This is my favorite copypasta of all-time.

>>485
Only integers allowed

4+8+9 GET

>>488
Nice timestamp.

>>487
Mine's too.

I'm so sick of it,
Your attention deficit.
Never listen, never listen.

Uh-oh, we're not gonna make it!

D; ← AUTISM SMILEY

π ≅ 3.14159265 GET

WE'RE ALMOST THERE!

THIS IS THE HOME STRETCH, GUYS!  WE CAN ALMOST DO IT.

JUST DIG DOWN DEEP AND BELIEVE IN THE TRUTH.

2011 POSTS!  THEN THE MOTHERLAND WILL BE OURS.

49 = 7²

>>495
The digits of pi are infinite, you could do that with any post number.

>>498
your mom is infinite

500 GET YES I CLAIM IT FOR THE JEWS

what is air

>>500
Fuck you

>>501
what is bear

>>499
Thanks

>>498
Congraturation on getting the joke.

>>503
A large omnivorous mammal indigenous to the northern hemisphere.

>>505
Congraturation
Back to Asia, please.

>>503
A large hairy gay dude indigenous to the northern homosphere.

Does anyone else go to the govteen.org forums and jack off to the 13 year old girls talking about their periods and sex lives?

5(2)=10 GET

>>509
everyday 3 times a day

5 - 1 = 2²

>>510
Not post 5210
>>512
Not post 5122

~25% and going strong

>>513
See >>483

>>483
See >>484

>>513-516
You're not the GET dictator.

Fine.
2^2(2)2+2/2 + 2(2) + 2 = 518 GET

>>518
Excellent.

>>518
Gentlemen, a revolution has arrived.