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I'm sure I'm manlier than you

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 12:21

I hunt sperm whale with just a kayak and a harpoon.

Naked.

Ever butchered a sperm whale with only your teeth ?
You fucking pussy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 12:27

Sounds pretty queer to me, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 12:37

>>1 are you an Eskimo? You do know this is a whites only board, right?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 15:05

>>3
whites only board
No it's not, you fucktard. Go back to Stormfront.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 16:35

>>4
You can't spell asspain without spain. Spain is an Aryan nation btw. ENERGÍA BLANCA!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 16:42

>>5
That's nice. Perhaps you can move to an old poor village out there where you won't be able to post your shitposting bullshit.

Name: Alpha Male !KBgk.53lJg 2010-12-26 16:47

I applaud your efforts as those of a real man. You do humanity a favor with such an awesome, non-autistic display.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 16:57

>>7
*favour

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 17:07

>>7
That implies that it actually happened. OP has provided no proof to support his claims.

Name: Alpha Male !KBgk.53lJg 2010-12-26 17:51

>>8
Back to /b/, please.

>>9
There are a few points of speech in OP's post which indicate that he does indeed hunt large mammals in most manly ways.

Brevity. The calloused, fearless, disciplined soul of a real man never urges him to tell more than is necessary, especially in matters of strength and courage as undertaken by OP.

Vulgar arrogance. He is supremely confident of himself and spiteful of those whom, out of despicable sloth, choose to remain weak.

Succinct detail of events. No mention lurks of location, time of day or even the amount of food in his rugged, six-pack stomach. These would serve no purpose so far as his deed is concerned. Rightly so, all that remains then are the means of murder.

If this doesn't prove his actions, I'm afraid you would not recognize a real if he were molesting your mother while polishing his rifle and cranking out clean, leak-free Lisp code.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 18:11

>>10
( ´_ゝ`)フーン

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 18:20

>>11
Is that Doug?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 18:56

>>8
*favor

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 20:21

>>13
what are you, spanish por favor

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 20:26

>>13
Boludo.

Name: Bob 2010-12-26 20:47

Tu esta un Maricón largo.

No se habla espanol bueno.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 20:59

Hola amigos! Donde esta el lavatorio? Tengo que cagar mucho!

Name: Roberto 2010-12-26 21:03

Como se dice lavatorio y tu habla ingles?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 0:10

>>18
"washing room"

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 0:18

>>19
Bathroom, faggot.

Name: Bob 2010-12-27 0:26

>>19,20
Both are correct. However, Bathroom would be better to use, as washing room is only a literal translation.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 0:40

I prefer literal translation.  For instance, pomme de terre.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 0:51

>>21
What do you call it? "The shit-tank room?"

Name: George Michael 2010-12-27 2:05

>>20
You called?  Now, present your big ol' sloppy anus

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