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Internet Citizens Against Retarded English

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-24 8:04

If you are anything like me, you just cannot stand people who just don't seem to care about things in general. Since, on the Internet, text is (normally) all you've got to express yourself, it makes a lot of sense to care about the way you type. Unfortunately, at the time of writing, extremely few people do. One can hardly hope for this to ever change into "everyone", "most people" or even "the majority", but hopefully from the current "almost nobody" to "quite a few".

ICARE is a "secret" club/resistance for those of us who still "care" in general. There is no membership fee and there is no need to sign up for anything. After reading this page, you simply decide mentally whether or not you want to "be in". That's it! (Most likely, you will not have to do much, if anything, differently if you agree.)

If you care, you agree to the following:

    * Always use as correct grammar, spelling and punctuation as your current knowledge allows you to, even in real-time chat sessions, no matter who you are talking to, regardless of any "peer pressure".
    * Constantly strive to learn more and never settle for "good enough".
    * If there is a spell-checker available, use it. If not, at least try to enable/install one.
    * Unless it will get you in trouble, try to correct people who are abusing English as often as possible. Beware that many operators in chats will kick or even ban you for correcting them.

If enough people start caring, the Internet may become usable again. It may seem hopeless, but you should still do your part. Don't be a sheep!

So why should you care? The real question, at least in a sane world, would be more like this: "Why should you not care?" Have you ever felt the satisfaction of doing something right? Knowing that you are pushing yourself to the limit of your capabilities? It's quite addictive, and once you start typing properly, you will soon see it as something completely natural and become unable to go back to writing sloppily without actively trying! Without having any scientific proof to show you, it is pretty safe to claim that typing correctly is not slower at all once you get used to it. I personally have serious trouble writing in just lower-case and without using punctuation.

Now ask yourself: do you care?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-24 8:46

What the hell is with all the copypasta today?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-24 10:12

>>2
*copy and pasting

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-24 18:13

>>3
*regurgitated content

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-24 18:55

It's AnonTalk bullshite, but I agree with it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-24 21:33

>>5
Why then are you unwilling to spell ``bullshit'' correctly?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-24 21:54

>>6
To piss off Kimmo.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-24 22:24

I have to say, this is a thread that represents exactly what I am thinking. I am not a native English speaker, but at least I make an effort to use as good a spelling and grammar as I currently am able to use.
Even when I use MSN or other, I tend to spell every word. Why bother using dumb acronyms? We're not on our mobile phones, you're not gaining a lot of time by omitting letters, I can probably type faster than most idiot kids can type their message on their dumb phones.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-24 23:08

oKey,

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 1:53

>>8
We're not on our mobile phones
Actually, I am. The 3G on it is the only Internet access I have. I still agree with you, though.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 7:21

>>10
How's the BBcode rendering and Shiitchan in general?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 8:52

>>11
Pretty good, the spoiler handling is excellent. My only gripe is that the code tags do nothing.

Name: 10 2010-12-25 15:17

>>12
I agree with everything you said. I have a Windows Phone, by the way. My old phone wasn't even "smart" but it still colored the stuff inside code tags. On WP7 code and m do the exact same thing.

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