purchasing boots

So I'm in an army surplus store (which I think might be a scam -- since when does the army have more than enough shit for their soldiers to wear) looking at boots.  The guy comes up and says, "Vietnam jungle boots, they cost half as much last twice as long and they're good for stomping queers!"  I thought that it was a bit presumptuous to assume who I was going to be stomping.

... so I kicked that presumptious motherfucker in the balls with my new Vietnamese jungle boots and screamed "YOU AIN'T WRONG, FAGGOT".

Ever since then, I been the champ.