I have a dream...

To grow the biggest, baddest, unruly NeckBeard that ever existed! Any tips or hints from you experienced NeckBeards?

I also want to know how to get that shiny Autistic tinge on the edges.

Thanks > ^___^

>>1
Tip number one is...don't shave.
If you really want that autistic tinge, you're going to have to learn a few basic linux commands. Also try having extended periods without washing.