It wasn't hard to rip off Assange's civilian clothing, then force his head down into the toilet while I squirted lubricant into his rectum. I keep a bottle with a chemical heat stick in it so that I never have to waste time waiting for it to warm up.
As he struggled with one feeble hand to get out of the toilet, I punched him hard at the base of the neck. Howling in glee, I penetrated deep through his protesting anus into his quivering large intestine. He gasped in pain and fear, perhaps disgust, and writhed in terror. I kept closed-hand punching the side of his head until he kept the writing to a manageable level.
The Judge Presiding found that whilst the respondents had a valid argument that "it sounded a little queer", they failed to consider that the over-riding law of teh intrawebz is that "it's not ghey if balls don't touch". Given due consideration to both parties in this argument, the Court has no other option other than to dismiss.
hey /lounge/ ive been on 4chan for 6 years now, this is the first time ive ever posted on the text board. it feels weird man.
what normally goes on here?