Do you brush your teeth everyday?

I don't but my teeth are still white and my breath is fantastic (I do the lick test). I find that 3 times a week is plenty enough for me.

I'm seriously starting to think this whole twice a day bullshit is just super effective marketing brainwashing done by the toothpaste\brush companies. Because only disgusting people with super bad habits like smoking and drinking coffee and fatties who eat too much sugar need to brush so much. No normal person (people like myself) need to bother with such time wasting.

I'm pretty sure the queers in England don't brush their teeth everyday.