/lounge/ - Would you rather get...

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 3:56

a massage from a gay man or have serious surgery performed by a Hispanic female doctor?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-12-09 5:10

Every field.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 5:12

wtf is this a serious question? the massage. you might as well ask would you rather win a million dollars or die.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 5:17

You have some weird fetishes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 5:38

are we talking hairy-biker-bear-gay, flaming-queermo-gay, or little-skinny-emo-teenager gay?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 11:58

and the gay masseuse doesnt even rape you? gay man of course.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 15:15

My friend and me just wanked each other, as when we were wee kids. It was quite nice. Well we make a bit of 69 (bjs licking ball). Because now we are adults. No penetration though, that is quite gay and nasty

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 18:56

Obviously the gay man.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 0:32

A guy asks a LA girl out on a date after meeting her in a bar.
She says "What kind of car do you drive?". He replies " A VW Bug".
She scornfully says " That's awfully small!" and he replies,
"Don't worry, I'm not going to fuck you with the car".

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 0:37

Mother Superior:" Girls, it's ten o' clock in the evening. Candles out!"
Sluurp. POP!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 0:38

What's the difference between a fag and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 0:41

Little Johnny aged 3 walks into the shower where his Mum is standing naked. He points between her legs and says "what's that Mummy?"
His mother replies "That's where Daddy hit me with the axe"
"Wow!" replied little Johnny, "right in the CUNT!"

Would you rather get...

1 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 3:56

2 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-12-09 5:10

3 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 5:12

4 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 5:17

5 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 5:38

6 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 11:58

7 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 15:15

8 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 18:56

9 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 0:32

10 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 0:37

11 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 0:38

12 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 0:41