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Name: Massive faggot !!zbUphkht6+Kjj7p 2010-12-07 18:17

Ask me anything.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-07 18:42

Can God create a boulder so large he couldn't lift it?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-07 18:58

God doesn't exist, that question wouldn't be valuable.

Name: Massive Faggot !!zbUphkht6+Kjj7p 2010-12-07 18:58

>>2
I don't believe in boulders. My faggot-piece-o'-shit parents tried to convince me they existed when I was little by taking me hiking every Sunday. Being the gullible little fuck I was, I believed them. Then, around age 13, I realized it was all a lie. I had never had a picknik in a boulder. I had had a picknick in a large open field. If large fields are real (which they obviously are), boulders can't possibly be. Then, around age 17, I realized that I was superior to all of the boulder-thinkin' scum. It can't be proven one way or the other. You're retarded if you disagree with me because I am intellectually superior to those hipster FREAKS who make up so much of society.
Sorry about that.
I think I'll just put my UBER-THICK-RIMMED glasses on and read some ironic literature now. You couldn't possibly understand.
So, yeah, try not to think about boulders too much. It'll fuck you up.

Name: Massive Faggot !!zbUphkht6+Kjj7p 2010-12-07 18:59

>>3
Would you like to contribute a valuable one?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-07 19:01

>>5
Why the US didn't go back to the moon if they actually went once? Is it harder now than it was 40 years ago?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-07 19:07

>>6
Why bother, they've already seen all there is to it. Better question, why hasn't your POS country gone to the moon?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-07 19:12

>>7
HAHAHAHA US went to the moon!!!! Did they meet God there too? Americans are so funny, always cracks me up.

Name: Massive faggot !!zbUphkht6+Kjj7p 2010-12-07 19:16

>>6
I thought they did. I'll assume they didn't for the sake of your question.
Honestly, I don't know. I believe they did land on the moon. If I had to guess, I'd say it's because there isn't any particularly useful reason to. I mean, yeah, we could colonize it or set up some sort of military base, but I'd imagine there are some international treaties against it.

>>7
I don't know what that means. A (very) quick google search didn't help. Would you please explain?

Name: Massive Faggot !!zbUphkht6+Kjj7p 2010-12-07 19:21

>>8
Would you please explain why that's funny? I'm sure I'm not the only one who doesn't understand.
If god exists and is a physical entity, I don't think he (it?) would have gone this long undetected.
Not all Americans are funny. I can say from personal experience that most of them (At least the ones I've met) are actually pretty boring.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-07 19:36

>>8
You're even funnier for believing in a "God".

Name: Massive Faggot !!zbUphkht6+Kjj7p 2010-12-07 19:40

You guys are pretty bad at this!

>>11
I don't understand why that makes him/her funny. Would you please explain this to me?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-07 19:45

>>1
What was the cause of the apparent rapid diversification of multicellular animal life around the beginning of the Cambrian Period which resulted in the emergence of almost all modern animal phyla?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-07 20:31

>>12
her
You're funny!

Name: Massive Faggot !!zbUphkht6+Kjj7p 2010-12-07 20:49

>>13
Nobody knows
Luckily for you, I am Nobody!
You see, there once was this little piece of star dust named Jamal. Jamal was of African descent. One day, Jamal got sick of all the other inorganic partical shit floating around him calling him a nigger. He was a very decent man working an honest job at some law firm. Anyway, Jamal decided to take his own life. He rented a yacht and brought it to the local giant lake. When Jamal was about to jump off the yacht, he got struck by lightning. He was like "Holy shit." and did mitosis and shit until he became the first zebra. At this point, Jamal raped every mound of star dust and shit he could find. They all got pregnant and gave birth. Those babies eventually evolved into us.

>>14
There is no way (that I'm aware of) to determine the gender of a poster. I'm sorry if I offended you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-07 21:25

>>15
There is no way (that I'm aware of) to determine the gender of a poster.
Sure there is, besides that, you do think women post on /lounge/? You must be joking!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-07 21:26

>>16
*do you think

Name: Yoda 2010-12-07 21:33

>>17
*think do you

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-07 22:16

>>18
You mean
*think, you do

Name: Massive Faggot !!zbUphkht6+Kjj7p 2010-12-07 22:26

>>16
No, you're right. Only SUPER EDGY adolescent males know about 4chan. The internet as a whole hasn't gone totally mainstream or anything.

>>17
Correction acknowledged

>>18
Correction ignored

>>19
Yoda ignored

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-07 23:09

What is your mass?

Name: Massive Faggot !!zbUphkht6+Kjj7p 2010-12-07 23:16

>>21
About 77.1 kg

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-07 23:27

Why didn't you capitalize "faggot" in >>1,9

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 1:21

>>1
Ask me anything.
/lounge/ =/= Formspring.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 2:03

>>22
You are MASSIVE

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 2:05

>>20
There aren't any women on /lounge/, you nimrod.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 2:37

>>26
I don't have any penis

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 3:18

>>27
inb4 fat lonely virgins desperate to talk to women rush to the defense of a fat lonely virgin pretending to be a woman

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 3:19

How much penis do you have?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 3:54

>>28
This isn't /b/. Such thing has never happened here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 4:02

>>30
That's what the Jews in 1930's Germany believed.
"This isn't Soviet Union/Ottoman Empire. Such thing has never happened here. "
AND THEN IT HAPPENED

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 4:07

>>28
Hey donkeyhole, I wasn't pretending to be a woman, just a eunuch. And I may be a lonely virgin but I'm not fat.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 4:12

>>32
Nice attempt at damage control, but replying to a post saying that there are no women on /lounge/ with "I don't have a penis" = insinuating that you are a woman. It wouldn't even make sense to pretend to be a eunuch while replying to that post, because eunuchs are men even if they have their penis and testicles removed.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 4:28

>>33
If I wanted to pretend I was a woman I would have said that. I specificallly only said that I don't have a penis because it is possible to not have a penis and still not be a woman. I know eunuchs are men without testicles, but I used that term because as far as I know there is no word for a man without a penis (there's also "castrato," but that just means no-balls, too)

Also, I said "don't have any penis," not "don't have a penis" [bad grammar intented]

Name: Massive Faggot !!zbUphkht6+Kjj7p 2010-12-08 6:51

Most of these replies aren't even questions! I have limited time to answer, so I'll just skip some of the pointless posts.

>>23
I don't usually use tripcodes. I am typing this on my Wii, which doesn't remember names and shit like that. It was a mistake on my part. Sorry if it threw you off.
>>24
I've seen the community of /lounge/ shift toward the current /b/ community. I've always enjoyed making these threads and I think /lounge/ has changed enough for this to be acceptable.

>>25
I'm 6'.25" tall. I don't feel like converting to metric. I'm very slightly overweight, if at all.

>>26
OUCH! That definitely damaged my self esteem.

>>27
Were you castrated or are you female?

>>29
I don't have a ruler on hand. I'll answer this later. I've measured it before and it was pretty average.


I have to leave for about 8 hours. Please try to refrain from posting things nobody cares about.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 6:58

>>35
I've seen the community of /lounge/ shift toward the current /b/ community. I've always enjoyed making these threads and I think /lounge/ has changed enough for this to be acceptable.
It was way more /b/-ish in /lounge/ back in the semi-old days than now. Even newfags like you can see this by checking some of the archived threads from 2007; way more /b/ type posts back then..

Name: VIPPER 2010-12-08 12:53

>>35
I've seen the community of /lounge/ shift toward the current /b/ community

Go away and take your JEWS with you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 14:31

>>36
newfags
You know what you must do.

Name: Massive Faggot !!zbUphkht6+Kjj7p 2010-12-08 15:01

>>36
Wow, you're really knowledgeable!

>>37
Try to calm down, buddy. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings!
I don't have any JEWS. Sorry

>>38
Not really

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 15:15

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