I have no regrets

I put my shower glove on my scrotum, went out on the corridor, and slapped my neighbor's door with by ballsack-glove. When he opened the door I think he could still see my ass as I was going back to the bathroom.

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OP, you have to stop beating yourself up about this.
YOU HAD NO OTHER CHOICE.
Any one of us would have done the same thing if we were in your shoes.