World Cup bid presentation summary

Australia: we're idiots, please give us the world cup and save us
Korea: we're at war, please give us the world cup and save us
Qatar: give us the fucking world cup or else
USA: we're greedy corporate pig dogs and our kids are too fat, please give us the world cup and save us
Japan: we're completely nuts, please give us the world cup and save us

>>5
But every team is racially homogeneous, except USA and Canada and they don't care about divegrass anyway.