World Cup bid presentation summary

Australia: we're idiots, please give us the world cup and save us
Korea: we're at war, please give us the world cup and save us
Qatar: give us the fucking world cup or else
USA: we're greedy corporate pig dogs and our kids are too fat, please give us the world cup and save us
Japan: we're completely nuts, please give us the world cup and save us

Have you noticed on all of Europe's teams they are either dominated by or have at least one Negro, mulatto, Turk, or Arab? Why? I don't see "at least one Negro, mulatto, Turk, or Arab" on the Japanese or Korean teams.