SAGE-ING IS STUPID

I like to keep up to date on ALL /lounge/ threads so when opening /lounge/ I read all threads with new posts until I get to the first thread that still has the same post count since the previous time I visited /lounge/. But then I look at the post count of older threads and think "hmm, I remember the post count being lower on that thread the last time I visited /lounge/, maybe some JERK posted a sage post in that thread" and then I have to check on ALL threads. I always kinda give up after reaching page 2 though. I wonder how many humorous posts I have missed on these pages simply because of sneaky bastards using the sage function. Sage sucks.

Show me the meatus... the male penile meatus.

◔ヮ◔

sage

>>1
Use RSS, fool.

>>2,3,4,5,
HAHA real funny guy

>>6
Your'e moms a funny guy.

>>6
Please learn how to optimize your posts!

Example: >>2-5 instead of >>2,3,4,5

>>9
zOMG OPTIMIZED!

>>9,
OK

>>11
Nigger.

I like you I hate sage... oh wait, no I don't. Dumbass

>>1
http://www.4chan.org/faq.php#sage

Blame it on the founder of 2ch.net if you don't like it.

>>14
That's like complaining about being raped and blaming it on God because he gave men a penis.

>>15
That's a terrible analogy. Anyway, if OP hates the sage function so much, he should write a script that doesn't have one, and use that.

Here's a better analogy. Just think of the non-sage posts as the regular DVD feature and the sage posts as easter eggs.

>>17
I love you.

sage

penis loaf

>>17
What if Sage was the director's commentary on scenes he wanted to cut but stayed in the film to hide the fact that he wanted a unhappy ending to the movie?

sage is dead, sage is dead