HATERS GONNA HATE

wake up with 20 texts from hot girls wishing me a merry christmas
roll on top of Scarlett Johansson who's lying next to me
we fuck
backflip out of bed and into a robe
sprint into the kitchen, do a spinning kick off the wall and crush a burlgar's head who's trying to steal my hot cocoa
drink my cocoa
run into the living room, open presents
forty boxes full of strippers
we all fuck, including Scarlett
dunk my cock into my (at this point lukewarm) cocoa so it's covered in chocolate and whipcream
40 models blow me at once
I blow my load into each mouth at least twice
we all fuck, I blow so hard into each girl that she rockets off my dick
frontflip into my mazeradi and speed off to the town square
stick my head out of the convertible top and scream 'MERRY CHRISTMAS, ASSHOLES!'
all the girls mirin
jump out of the car, start a huge christmas party in the middle of town
all the attractive townsfolk join in
we party all day
I jump into my lamborghini and drive at 400 mph into Scarlett's pussy
we fuck
I cum
'Merry Jizz-mas, baby'
she mirin
alpha as fuck

U mad? U jelly? Come at me bro.

I was a party today. I pretended I was that girl's brother, then we beat the shit out of two guys that needed to have their shit beaten.