I have three balls

They are pretty large, too. I'm ashamed when I'm wearing tight shorts at the gym because my bulge is enormous.

>>2->>3

Logical fallacy based on the assumption that the average number of testicles is 2.
Fact: More people have less than 2 testicles than people with more than 2 testicles.
Therefore the average number of testicles is less than 2.
>>2 Therefore OP has less than 33.33% more testicels than the median.
>>3 Therefore OP has less than 50% more balls.