I punched a queer today

He was trying to grab my ass so I beat the shit out of him.

Take this! Hetero fist! pow pow

Then the guards kicked me out of the pub. The world is shitty, I was just trying to protect my straight bum from fruity anal assault.

Oh yeah, and ever since then I been the champ.

In about a year or so OP will come out of the closet as the biggest fruit ever. Right along Senator Larry Craig and others.

>>1
Your pub has guards? Do you live in Isreal?

>>4
Egypt.

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Egypt.

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Egypt.

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Egypt.

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Egypt.

>>4
Egypt ....

(... for some reason I cannot quite fathom - I'm just jumping on the bandwagon here)

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>>4
Gumhūriyyat Miṣr al-ʿArabiyya

So they allow drunkeness in Egypt?  Do they have drunks climbing the pyramids and shouting and hooting when they get to the top?

curse the queer with the pharaoh's curse

Damn that homo to the underworld with the staff of Ra!

OP is dead now

Haha.

>>16
Still punching queers.

ahhhh nice
it sure smells like oldfag everywhere here
cheers to /dis

>>19
-fag
Back to /b/, please.

BOOMPSY

. H ^E T _F I ^S T .

"het fist"? WTF