Name: Anonymous 2010-11-03 11:37
But I feel democracy could work, if it was altered slightly.
1. You must pass a test demonstrating the ability to think critically. There would be two questions
Is there a God?
a) Yes
b) It is currently impossible to know.
B is the correct answer
Question two
What will you be voting on?
a) A list of offices not up for election
b) A list of offices currently up for election
2. A new position, Supreme Leader, would be made. The office holds the power to change laws and enact policies with complete and absolute authority. The position would be held by me, and I would choose my successor. A list of 10 possible successors must always be kept current. If a successor is not willing or able, then the position would to my closest female descendant.
3. Fox News is no longer allowed to call itself anything but a propaganda machine: Glenn Beck must dress like a clown and Bill O'Reilly has to play the recordings of his sexual harassment before and after each show, while he sits and stares at the camera. It is also played twice more at random intervals during his program.
4. At 18, all females must submit to a mandatory breeding program. It invokes having sex with the Supreme Leader if they are attractive. Any woman of child bearing age is allowed to apply, but it must be done before turning 19.
1. You must pass a test demonstrating the ability to think critically. There would be two questions
Is there a God?
a) Yes
b) It is currently impossible to know.
B is the correct answer
Question two
What will you be voting on?
a) A list of offices not up for election
b) A list of offices currently up for election
2. A new position, Supreme Leader, would be made. The office holds the power to change laws and enact policies with complete and absolute authority. The position would be held by me, and I would choose my successor. A list of 10 possible successors must always be kept current. If a successor is not willing or able, then the position would to my closest female descendant.
3. Fox News is no longer allowed to call itself anything but a propaganda machine: Glenn Beck must dress like a clown and Bill O'Reilly has to play the recordings of his sexual harassment before and after each show, while he sits and stares at the camera. It is also played twice more at random intervals during his program.
4. At 18, all females must submit to a mandatory breeding program. It invokes having sex with the Supreme Leader if they are attractive. Any woman of child bearing age is allowed to apply, but it must be done before turning 19.