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My rock and roll saturday.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-10-30 16:43

I'm making a big pan of some weird vegetable stew with my flatmate. We got the recipe from the internet. Also getting stoned and trying to crack another network I can get in my apartment. Fucker isn't giving me bow client macs to spoof with though.
Got another wpa handshake running through the bruteforce thing (crunch piped into aircrack) but nothing is showing up yet. Already tried a dictionary attack.  
So as you can tell, I'm a wild and crazy guy. What are you guys doing on saturday night?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 16:44

Bow=any. Stupid predictive text.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 17:41

I'm going to get stoned and play KOTOR. Maybe I'll also get stoned and watch the Original Trilogy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 17:47

>>3
STAR TREK NERD DETECTED

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 18:23

>>4
you sound like an extremely well educated, wise and intelligent poaster.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 18:36

>>1
I'm sending the police right over to put a stop to that nonsense mister

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 18:36

>>4
insane quality post bro!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 18:39

>>6
>implying you know Anonymous' address
>implying you have the balls to talk on the phone
Cool lies, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 18:57

>>8
//implying you know how to greentext
back to the imageboards, please

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-10-30 20:10

Well, someone else came round and got stoned with us and we spent all evening playing chess (I won the tournament). Other dude is gone now and my flatmate went out for a beer,but I just couldn't be fucked as I'm too stoned.
I'm still in my dressing gown. I'm that fucking hardcore.
I bet none of you fuckers can top my wild and crazy night so far.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-10-30 20:16

>>6
Also, I'm not being that illegal. I'm not really hurting anyone.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 20:37

>>11
Is your dealer hurting anyone?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 21:38

My friend left my house after drinking some Hell's Bell tea. He apparently passed out on some persons house, and then got in a fight with a bunch of cops and paramedics. His family called me and told me he was yelling my name in the hospital.

I feel sad because I maybe ruined his whole life.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-31 1:15

>>8-9
Both of you back to the imageboards, please

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-31 22:59

>>13
Lolwut?

Name: fart man 2010-11-01 0:05

>>!%
I'm assuming you don't know what Hell's Bells is. Hell's Bells is slang for Datura in the form of tea. Datura is a very VERY powerful hallucinogen in the subclass of "Deliriants". Deliriants are well known for being unfun, unpleasant, terrifying, and ultimately unsafe. I, however, love deliriants. Deliriants are a morbid curiosity for me. I know they aren't fun, I know they have tons of health problems, I know they are terrifying... I love them though.

Deliriants include:
Altropane Plants:
-Datura
-Belladonna
-Herbane
-Hemlock
Pharmaceuticals:
-Diphenhydramine
-Dimenhydrinate
-Benzydipamine
Other Deliriants:
-"Fly Agaric" Mushrooms
-Nutmeg

Deliriants are known for creating very realistic hallucinations. Users will often have trouble distinguishing fantasy from reality. Along with these realistic visuals, deliriants also cause a mild delirium. Users will often forget where they are, be extremely confused, and occasionally shout or thrash about (this is uncommon on higher dosages, mainly because you have no energy to move around)

Common visuals reported by deliriants are spiders and insects. While it is true, you will hallucinate spiders and other insects, the only reason you hallucinate spiders and insects is because most people have a fear of them. Often seeing a shadow in the side of the room, your brain will be in a terrified state of mind and pull out a fear, causing your brain to interpret a shadow as a spider. Another theory as to why we see insects is because deliriants have such a known reputation for seeing insects, that the user expects to see them.

Another common visual on deliriants are "shadow people" and more specifically "HATMAN". Hatman is a shadowy silhouette of a figure wearing a tuxedo, a fedora, and he has red demonic eyes. There really is no explanation as to why people see him. My friends reported seeing hatman after tripping on datura without being told who he was (which throws the "expectation" theory out the window). He can occasionally talk to you but he just seems to mumble on and on about random things that make no sense.

You will ocassionally have full conversations with people who don't exist. It is very common for people to throw parties, where everybody is drinking beer, watching tv, and talking only to realize that nobody exists and the tv is off. People often report being able to walk through walls and being able to put their hand through objects. Another report is being "stuck in a loop". This is when you repeatedly hallucinate over and over again, and you realize you are stuck in a loop and you can't fix it. This has happened to me where I would walk into a room, and the room would be the exact room I left (think of the lost woods from Ocarina of Time). People often hear audio hallucinations such as opera singers, violins, people screaming, and often random things such as water boiling.

Oh yeah, and deliriants are fucking horrible for you. Deliriants can cause Alzheimer Disease, Blindness, and loss of abilities to do simple things like read or comprehend simple sentences. Deliriants are not for everybody, and they are extremely easy to die on. Deliriants are like the "nightmare mode" of all drugs. The only thing fun about deliriants is simply recalling what happened last night, which is often hard to do since deliriants fuck up your memory. Some deliriants can cause spiritual epiphanies, however most of the time you will just be running away from imaginary grasshoppers and tripping over imaginary logs.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-11-01 0:25

>>16
They sound like retarded drugs.

Name: fart man 2010-11-01 6:00

>>!&
Pretty much. The altropane class of deliriants are all poisonous plants that can easily accidentally kill you. The pharmaceutical deliriants are absolutely terrifying and have the worst trips ever, and they hurt your body like a mother fucker (no euphoria at all). Amanita Mushrooms are slightly better. They are of course poisonous, but the visuals are closer to that on DXM or Ketamine, but with delirium instead of dissociative effects.

Nutmeg is shit tier of all deliriants. You will "trip" for close to 3 days. The actual trip is nothing but feeling an intense euphoria for 6 hours, then feeling like you have the fucking flu and wanting to puke for the rest of your trip. And if feeling like puking and being sweaty as hell isn't fun enough for you, you get a crazy delirium and NOTHING makes sense at all. It's actually fun at first, but it has a horrible HORRIBLE comedown.

Pretty much the only deliriants worth doing are Datura and Fly Agaric mushrooms. Datura is of course very deadly, but the hallucinations are funny to recall, and it's actually slightly euphoric. Fly Agaric mushrooms (Amanita muscaria) are actually somewhat fun because they don't have any of the typical deliriant effects like DPH or Datura do. I have only experimented with them once, and my visuals were nothing like a DPH trip, however my state of mind was easily far far away from regular psilocybin mushrooms.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-01 6:01

>>18
failed cite

Polecat Kebabs.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-11-01 10:27

Jesus dude lay off the crazy drugs and don't feed them to your friends. How is your friend by the way?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-01 14:57

I tried experimenting with DPH, but I would always fall alseep before it kicked in, waking up 12 hours or so later.

Name: fart man 2010-11-01 15:31

>>@!
How much are you taking? It should kick in within 30 minutes. If you fall asleep that fast, you aren't taking enough to actually trip. You can also try Dimehydrinate as well. DMH is the exact same thing as DPH except it is 60% DPH and 40% some obscure stimulant. The stimulant should be able to keep you up, however the dosage would have to be almost doubled to get the full effects.

>>@)
Crazy drugs? You don't really see people in rehab for belladonna abuse. There really is nothing crazy about deliriants. They cause your mind to go into a state of chaos for a couple of hours, but it's no more crazy then amphetamines or opiates (both of which I enjoy very much)

As for my friend, he just got released from the hospital. I don't know any of the charges that will get pressed. However I heard from his family that he is pretty much getting away with punching the pigs in the face, because apparently delirious people can get away with that shit. He most likely will face public intoxication charges.

>>!(
You must have not have been there when we all decided to quote like this from now on.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-01 15:40

>>22
You must have not have been there when we all decided to quote like this from now on.
Nobody said they would cite like that except for you. It's lame. I'm not >>19, but I just wanted to fill you in.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-01 15:42

>>23
Agreed. >>22 is most definitely Polecat Kebabs.

Name: fart man 2010-11-01 15:46

>>@#
I did not come up with this idea, I simply support it.

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