butthole AIDS

You've all heard of AIDS.  But did you know that you can get butthole AIDS?  It's a kind of AIDS that affects the butthole.  I don't know how anyone could get such a thing, ew who would get even close to an AIDSy butthole

YOU ARE ALL HOMOPHOBES AND THEREFORE TO HAVE DIVERSITY TRAINING AND SENSITIVITY TRAINING YOU HAVE TO LET FAGS WITH AIDS ENTER YOUR ASS!
If you don't, we call you homophobes and bigots.