oh god

It's 7am and I have to get ready for work but I don't want to
I'm not going to be able to do this for the next 40 years
fuck fuck fuck

Working morn till nightfall,
No difference is apparent,
We all must until all senses are shut,
So may British Bastards obey us!
So may we obey the Jewish Bastards!

O Heav'n, angels whisper!
My soul is absorbed by those who work me,
O Death, claim me!

~a poem by Ralphie WE, paraphrased.