Name: Anonymous 2010-09-29 16:52
I had been hit by a stupid charge, didn't know why. I went into the bank on my dinner hour to talk to them. It was crowded as fuck because everyone else who was working had the same idea. After about half an hour of waiting in the queue, I finally get to the front. The teller there is some guy who looks snooty as fuck. He managed to look down his nose at me even though he was sat down and I was stood up. I asked why I got the charge, and he pulled up my file.
He said it was from some online porno site or something. I never even use these, who the fuck pays for porn on the internet? I'm meant to have fraud protection so I tell him this is an irregularity and needs to be fixed, before more money goes missing from my account. The stupid fuck looks at me like he obviously doesn't believe me and says "Well you'll have to ring our helpline sir. Please move along.
I'm not ready to move along. I tell him that because of this error I don't have any money to get my food from the supermarket, and I'm meant to have fraud protection on my account. I tell him, "I NEED to make a withdrawal RIGHT NOW" - didn't even have any money for my dinner that day and was fucking hungry. I didn't even have enough time to get any food left, but was going to be late back so I could eat. He still just doesn't care and looks at me like I'm shit from his shoe. Pure dead-eye. "Sir please move along or I will have to call security. At this point I just flipped out. I reached over the desk he was working on, grabbed him by his lapels and dragged him over the desk. I ripped down his trousers and stuck my fist straight up his ass, clenched in a tight fist and say "WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO MAKE A WITHDRAWAL NOW HUH?" and ever since then I been the champ.
He said it was from some online porno site or something. I never even use these, who the fuck pays for porn on the internet? I'm meant to have fraud protection so I tell him this is an irregularity and needs to be fixed, before more money goes missing from my account. The stupid fuck looks at me like he obviously doesn't believe me and says "Well you'll have to ring our helpline sir. Please move along.
I'm not ready to move along. I tell him that because of this error I don't have any money to get my food from the supermarket, and I'm meant to have fraud protection on my account. I tell him, "I NEED to make a withdrawal RIGHT NOW" - didn't even have any money for my dinner that day and was fucking hungry. I didn't even have enough time to get any food left, but was going to be late back so I could eat. He still just doesn't care and looks at me like I'm shit from his shoe. Pure dead-eye. "Sir please move along or I will have to call security. At this point I just flipped out. I reached over the desk he was working on, grabbed him by his lapels and dragged him over the desk. I ripped down his trousers and stuck my fist straight up his ass, clenched in a tight fist and say "WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO MAKE A WITHDRAWAL NOW HUH?" and ever since then I been the champ.