das racis!

Racist: Do you know why Stevie Wonder can't read?
Liberal: Because he's blind?
Racist: No, because he's a nigger!

Racist: Do you know why condoleeza rice can't read?
Liberal: Let me guess.. Because she's a "nigger"?
Racist: No! It's because she's a woman!

Racist: Do you know why i can't read?
Liberal: eee.. no.
Racist: It is because the optician was a nigger!