Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 16:02
I was making a dinner tonight for a few friends, and decided to go pick up a few things to make a quick dessert, probably something prepackaged to save some time as I'd already been doing a roast all day. There were three other people turning up, a couple a know and a single woman who they are friends with. Obviously trying to set me up. I hadn't seen her yet but wanted to make a good impression whatever happened, and to have a nice dinner for my friends.
So anyway, I'm looking in the dessert aisle at the supermarket, and there's these chocolate mousses there that are some kind of premium type. I figured I could just buy these and scoop them into dishes. I wouldn't say I had made them if asked, but it would look more like I'd made an effort.
Anyway, there are two size packages they come in, 4 and 8. I pick up one of the 4 pack sized ones and put it in my basket. Just as I'm walking off this guy shouts out to me, "Hey, you know the 8 pack is only another quid", (the 4 pack was £4) "You should really get that man, just a heads up".
I say to him how I know how many people I have to feed, and I don't want to be wasteful and start to walk off. He just can't let it go though, says "Oh you'll like them and wish you had bought the 8 pack. You'll regret it". Now I'm pretty sure I won't regret it, and tell him so neutrally as I walk off, but he just refuses to believe me. Looks really smug as he walks off.
This jerk really gets under my skin for some reason, why won't people just accept that I know what the fuck food I want to buy?! Anyway, I pay for my stuff and leave the shop. As I walk round the corner I see the guy going to his car so I go over to him. "Hey man" I say, walking over to him. I grab him, slam him down over his cars bonnet with one arm behind his back, pull down his trousers and shove the 4 pack off mousse right up his ass and say "HEY, THEY BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU NOW?" and ever since then I been the champ.
So anyway, I'm looking in the dessert aisle at the supermarket, and there's these chocolate mousses there that are some kind of premium type. I figured I could just buy these and scoop them into dishes. I wouldn't say I had made them if asked, but it would look more like I'd made an effort.
Anyway, there are two size packages they come in, 4 and 8. I pick up one of the 4 pack sized ones and put it in my basket. Just as I'm walking off this guy shouts out to me, "Hey, you know the 8 pack is only another quid", (the 4 pack was £4) "You should really get that man, just a heads up".
I say to him how I know how many people I have to feed, and I don't want to be wasteful and start to walk off. He just can't let it go though, says "Oh you'll like them and wish you had bought the 8 pack. You'll regret it". Now I'm pretty sure I won't regret it, and tell him so neutrally as I walk off, but he just refuses to believe me. Looks really smug as he walks off.
This jerk really gets under my skin for some reason, why won't people just accept that I know what the fuck food I want to buy?! Anyway, I pay for my stuff and leave the shop. As I walk round the corner I see the guy going to his car so I go over to him. "Hey man" I say, walking over to him. I grab him, slam him down over his cars bonnet with one arm behind his back, pull down his trousers and shove the 4 pack off mousse right up his ass and say "HEY, THEY BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU NOW?" and ever since then I been the champ.