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When you die

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-14 9:23

What if when you die, God turns out to be a cat's anus and you go to hell for not licking a cat's anus? And hell is nothing but licking cat's anuses?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-09-14 13:20

What if when you die, God
Stopped reading there.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-14 14:42

>>1
Did you feel a cat?  Contribute to my cat-feeling thread!

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-14 15:34

I'll never die, my consciousness will exist in the singularity until the universe and time itself ceases to exist.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-14 15:49

Sounds like a hell I can look forward to. I already lick my cat's anus daily anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-14 16:36

6 get

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-14 16:37

>>5
Dose it lick back??

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-14 18:52

>>7
Anus can't lick

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-15 3:26

>>8
jemoeder does

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-15 3:40

about 10 years ago i was listening to Electric Hellfire Clubs song Kiss the Goat, and Satan told me to lick my cats ass

Name: St. Pervo 2010-09-18 11:50

When you die you go to heaven where a harem of 100 naked prepubescent little girls are waiting for you to suck and fuck them. Every nasty sexual thing you ever thought of doing to a little girl you can do to these and they'll love every second of it and beg for more.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-18 11:56

>>11
but I want them to cry and hate the things I do to them

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-18 18:31

>>12
In Heaven you won't.
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