Why aren't women funny?

I'm not intentionally trolling. I've never met, or even heard of, a female who could make me laugh. (Of course I still do to be polite)

All female comedians talk about are their periods and how many cocks they had last night. The only thing worse than a female comedian is a nigger comedian that talks about DEM CRACKAS N HONKEYS N DEM WHITE PEEPOLE 'keeping them down' all the time.