Why aren't women funny?

I'm not intentionally trolling. I've never met, or even heard of, a female who could make me laugh. (Of course I still do to be polite)

Everytime I hear a female comedian it's usually her just talking about how much of a whore she is.

EVERY SINGLE COMEDIAN.

OF course men do this too, but these comedians aren't funny. At least not all male comedians talk about how much chicks they bang.