i got dee blueeees

Well i woke up this morning
and went out to cut ma grass
well i woke up this morning
and went out to cut ma grass

And i got mah cat an i
fucked her in the ass

an' then I went an'
cut ma graaaaaassss

Cor blimey hallo missus Jones hows your bird's lumbago?

>>3
Right mimsy if you ask me, an' what's all that with the vicar, then? Lord above!

"Long as ye can have others suffer, dere ain't no reason killin' yerself", Grandpa slobbered jovially. He was asittin' dere in his rockin' chair, crochetin' a Confderence flag. 'Ein Heldenleben' was afadin' out, an' Larri Isokyrpä an' Torsten Murkström were busy fadin' out them as well, sayin' their thanks for a good cheer. Grandpa had put som strychnine in that coffee, an' I thought they might as well have it. Ye have to come up with some fresh fun' an' games when things go get tedious. Larri stayed with us a little longer, lookin' me in the eye, jerkin' his heid like a spastic and slobberin' an' shit, but so fuckin' what, din't help none. He was one bad ruffian of a dowser, any kids he could put his hands on he turned two noseholes into one. Now they were alyin' dere lips all blueberry blue, an' Grandpa put his bobbin' an' breezy slobberin' aside an' stepped up to them ...

Just as the Cockney Rebels start rolling, some hick hillbilly wanks on in and ruins the show ...

S'gwanan inna a thread ting bredem? Any man bring a herb a party? Nuh ganj nuh gather, seen?

This, made me cringe.

>>7
What?
What language is th- BobAI.exe is shutting down. Sorry for the inconvenience.

>>8
Ya nah man, man come inna group when fear but I an I only one, seen? Nuh dread.

>>9
Oh, you're making fun of patois, Fuck you.

fuck I hate all these suicide boners

金!

>>7
>>12
we got ou' selves a gook an' a nigga' here gentlemen.
let's get 'em!

>>13
бидло

>>14
an' a commie to! this here keeps gettin' better! Yeeehaw!

>>15
¡Callate, pendejo!

NIGGERS

>>17
huehuehuehue